One day, I opened my Facebook to find this request :

Erm.. Itu maid aku. Maju, kan?

Hari-hari dia main game lumba lari kat Facebook, Pet Society tu. Ingatkan dia pakai account adik aku. 

Of course, after that, macam-macam aku kena ajar dia. Macam mana nak chat dalam FB, nak upload gambar =.=

Nureani ni maid kat rumah aku.

Aku balik dari kelas tadi, dia dengan happy dan bangga dia cakap kat aku,
“Hari ni aku bukak blog!”

So dengan excitednya dia paksa aku cari blog dia. Common username dia is eni_y2j. Maka pencarian tu bermula. Dia boleh tak ingat URL dia. Pastu aku tidur petang, bangun-bangun je aku nampak dia tengah cuba nak register baru. 

Tapi tak boleh register, sebab email dia dah dipakai. So aku tolong la sign in kan.

ID blog dia : eny_y2j, bukan eni. 

Pastu dia tanya aku, nak tulis apa. Aku teringat aku kena tag kat facebook suruh tulis 25 random things pasal dia aku, so aku suruh dia tulis benda tu pasal diri dia. Pastu dia tanya, English ke BM ke Indo? Mana-mana lah kak.. 

Sedang aku tengah taip post ni, dia pun tengah taip kat dia punya. Tapi dia taip terhegeh-hegeh, baru 4 line.  Aku punya dah siap dah.

Yes, tengah blog dengan iMac baru aku. Macam ini, tak perlu lah aku dekat sangat dengan monitor. 

Rahsia kenapa PC aku rosak dah terbongkar. 

Semuanya salah adik aku. Aku tau dia sekali-sekala baca blog aku, so Aida, I know it’s your fault. If you have something against me, say it to my face. Don’t be a fucking coward and wreck my stuff behind my back. It’s your loss now, I have a better computer. 

So cerita dia bermula dengan adik aku. 

Kitorang share speaker. So bila aku nak pakai, aku cabut la wayar speaker dari PC adik aku, masuk PC aku. Then aku pergi college. Then dia nak pakai, so die cabut masuk PC dia. Tapi wayar itu tegang sangat, so dia cabut balik, disentapnya wayar tu, pastu pasang kat PC. 

Masa dia sentap itu, dia dengar bunyi speaker tu meletup sikit, obviously lah tak boleh pakai kan. 

Oh, bukan main mengamuk lagi, salahkan aku. Kononnya aku rosakkan speaker dia. So disepak-sepaknya PC aku. Sampai CD drive aku termasuk dalam casing. 

Lepas itu dia buat-buat tak tahu.

Tapi aku tahu. Elok je pagi tu aku tinggal computer aku, balik-balik dah tak boleh pakai. 

Sebab salah dia, dia tak berani nak minta speaker baru dari ayah dia.

Handphone kakak hampir kena curi semalam.

Actually, dah hilang dah pun. Tapi jumpa balik. Kecoh lah satu rumah (among cousins and maids je, because if the adults found out, habis).

My sister left it in the back room, where the cousins go if they want to hide from parents/guests, play video games or eat when the table outside is full. We have 2 toddlers in the house, and 2 maids specifically to take care of them.

So one of the maids kena syaklah, because when my sister questioned her (not interrogate, just casually asked her), she couldn’t look at my sister in the eye. And then the maids ada macam conference, and they bersumpah atas Al-Quran that they take it. But that particular maid, refused to say it. She kept on saying that it’s not good to steal and all that crap.

The back room is connected to the maid’s store room, the maid’s toilet and the maid’s room. Later at the end of the day, my sister tergerak hati nak buka this shoe box in the maid’s store. Her handphone was there. But when she checked earlier in the afternoon, it wasn’t there.

Kenapa nak suspect that maid?
Because masa pagi raya, my aunt (majikan that maid) was scolding her continuously about the baby. The maid asked my maid about the bus stop and bus fares to KL - she wanted to run away. Her contract has ended about 2 months ago, but my aunt extended the contract because she couldn’t find another maid.

So, yeah. Nothing happened to her because we never knew for sure it was her who took it. And she decided not to run away.

:/

Aku tak tahu mak aku nak buat lawak ke atau dia betul-betul dah lupa.

Mak aku akan selalu tanya pasal barang-barang aku. Selalunya, baju dan beg. Soalan dia : “Ni siapa punya ini?” atau “Ni bila pula beli ni?”
Padahal aku dah ada barang tu lama dah. Beli dengan dia pula tu. Hari ini, 3 kali dia tanya aku.

Aku selalu bawa MacBook Syam balik rumah bila aku ada kerja, sebab leceh la nak angkat PC. Berat. So aku balik semalam, bawa PC balik. My mom nampak monitor aku.

“Ini siapa punya pula ni??”
“Dayana punya lah. Mama yang beli!”
“Oh”

Dia keluar bilik like nothing happened.

Ada lagi satu kejadian, tapi aku tak ingat.

Then baru kejap tadi ini.
Semalam aku pergi shopping dengan Syam, tapi aku tak beli apa-apa.

“Beli apa semalam?”
“Tak beli apa-apa”

Mak aku ternampak beg Coach yang dia kasi aku beberapa bulan yang lepas.

“Ishk ishk tengok itu, dia beli beg jugak”
“Itu beg mama lah!”
“Iye ke? Oh ye lah! Bila Dayana ambil?”

zzzzz
Makin lama, mak aku makin lawak.