You know how people would describe a person grinning weirdly as “senyum kambing”? 
Eg : “Kau apahal senyum-senyum kambing kat aku?”

I was never actually able to identify which is the proper use of “senyum kambing” on a human face.

Then a goat taught me :

Style dowh. 

Semalam aku ikut Syam and his officemates pergi ladang kambing boss dia kat Bentong, Pahang. Rally beb naik bukit. Nasib baik tak naik kereta aku. 


 

2 ekor anak kambing yang manja. 


 

After that pergi mandi air terjun, can’t remember where, sebab ada extra passenger in the car and I was busy entertaining the child. Banyak cakap budak tu.

Then ada rempit-rempit BASUH motor kat situ. And ada yang naik motor INSIDE the pool. Can you imagine? There’s kids running around in there, and there are families. They really don’t care about other people’s safety and respecting elders, do they? 

Potong gila.

But putting those idiots aside, I had fun, although i had to hang out with ladies and gentlemen who are 10-20 years older than me =.= 

Took pictures using handphone. Tu la, camera ada, tak nak bawa.

Ah.. The sweet sound of birds chirping outside my window.. The sound of waves crashing against the shore.. The whistle of the referee when Chelsea won against Arsenal.. 

All these sounds come to mind when I found out that YOU WERE WRONG! 

Pukul 2.30 pagi…

Sambil aku tengah buat kerja, tengah layan lagu Goldfinger, terdengarlah bunyi yang makin lama makin kuat…

Syam berdengkur. 

Snoring is caused when your sleeping position is not proper, and you are forced to breathe through your nose. 
So, out of courtesy of sleeping comfortably, but mainly sebab nak dengar lagu tanpa diganggu, aku pun tepuk-tepuk muka Syam suruh berhenti berdengkur.

Dia tukar posisi.

syam : Hmghhgghmph mhp (mulut kena tutup dengan bantal)
aku : Apadia? (alihkan bantal)
syam : hdjashdjk tu cepat (make sense sket ah)
aku : Apa? Siapkan kerja I cepat?
syam : (irritated sebab aku tak paham) Check tayar kereta tu cepat!

(sambung tidur)

 
Wtf?